Myspace tutorial
Posted on : Sun, Mar 05, 2006
My new hobby, surfing myspace.com for the absolute worst best pages.
what makes a horrible excellent myspace page?
Well, first off you must have no idea what is pleasing aesthetically.
Your page must contain at least 20 moving graphics, none of which have anything to do with your profile or any content on the page.
A static background helps confuse people, make sure to have one of those.
use lots of colors and fonts. this will help people to understand that they are looking at a truly 'individual' page. One that is like no other (and for good reason).
If you can't think of anything original, the easiest way to get content is to steal it from others! just right click and use the 'copy image location' feature of your web browser.
It's important to let everyone know how much you are liked. All your friends should leave benal testimonials about how pretty, handsome, strong, ugly, creative, funny, or something... you are. People like following the crowd, and it challengers them when they have to think for themselves.
Special items for girls : act like a slut. Nothing turns a guy on more than knowing a girl is easy. Why make them find out on their own, put pictures of your sluttiness all over the page so they don't have to waste time guessing how nasty they should be in their first email to you.
Guys : you need to show your muscles. All of them. take individual pictures of your muscles and post them all over the page. Also, you need to have many pictures of you with slutty girls. That way the slutty girls know who they should be friends with! If you are into guns or trucks then you need to have pictures of you with guns and trucks, better if you are holding a gun while in a truck. If you are not into guns and trucks then you are a homo, and you should take some pictures of you with guns in trucks so that girls will not think you are a homo. Unless you want to be known as a homo, then you should avoid the guns. Everyone likes trucks, they are manly.
Special note for asian guys : replace 'trucks' with 'modified cars'
Examples of the worst best myspace pages.
http://www.myspace.com/krazykhalia
http://www.myspace.com/zemzi01
http://www.myspace.com/kevinfederlineforreal
http://www.myspace.com/mangtas
http://www.myspace.com/lychell